Methodology — T-shirt (Charcoal)

FGS-HT07-007 · t-shirt · Unisex T-shirt

brief lockedconcept 70conversion checks 3/12publish priority 4/100P0 blocked · P1 locked · P2 lockedUNPUBLISHED

SignalOptional demand check

BriefMy Methodology Is Rigorous and So Is My Contempt

Production artNeeds KEEP / REWRITE / KILL

Commerce viewsUnlocks when the master graphic is KEPT

Story + adsUnlocks when the master graphic is KEPT

ListingTitle, bullets, description, tags, price band

PODMap to a Printify blueprint

ShopifyOwner release action — never automated

Direct workTell the product agent what to changeAuto mode versions your direction, chooses the next safe missing draft, and immediately runs its scoped AI agent. You can still select a specific target or save a note only. Every result remains reviewable and unpublished.

Creative briefowner-sheet

My Methodology Is Rigorous and So Is My Contempt

Buyer: ACADEMIC BLOGGER DAN, 41, writes about higher education reform (20K subscribers). Mentions this in a newsletter. Drives 150 visits over a week.
Buying moment: The Recovering Academic: Overeducated and Fine About It. ACADEMIC BLOGGER DAN, 41, writes about higher education reform (20K subscribers). Mentions this in a newsletter.
Insight: Research methods section parody. Formal academic methods prose describing data collection, but tone gradually shifts to barely concealed disdain for the entire enterprise.
Product thesis: Methodology — My Methodology Is Rigorous and So Is My Contempt
Visual family: Research methods section parody. Formal academic methods prose describing data collection, but tone gradually shifts to barely concealed disdain for the entire enterprise. — My Methodology Is Rigorous and So Is My Contempt
Palette: Charcoal, White, Gold, Cream
Hero scene: A Charcoal unisex tee with the "Methodology" design, front-facing, filling the frame on a clean neutral background.
Ad angle: The Recovering Academic: Research methods section parody. Formal academic methods prose describing data collection, but tone gradually shifts to barely concealed disdain for the entire enterprise.
PDP promise: My Methodology Is Rigorous and So Is My Contempt
Review question: Does the generated master graphic match the sheet prompt closely enough to keep?

Offer strategytarget >6% · hypothesis

The current brief predates Phase 0. Regenerate it to add the conversion hypothesis, annual promotion windows, bundles, economics and measurement plan.

Next: generate commercial brief · missing commercial strategy

Conversion checklist3/12

✓One-line hookMy Methodology Is Rigorous and So Is My Contempt
✓Specific buyer + momentACADEMIC BLOGGER DAN, 41, writes about higher education reform (20K subscribers). Mentions this in a newsletter. Drives
○Original, non-infringing designKeep a master graphic first
○Hero image shows this designGenerate from the kept master graphic
○Lifestyle momentBuyer needs to see the message lived out in a shared moment
○Ad still with headline spaceNeeded for paid social
○UGC / video scriptsHooks + shot lists for short video
○Benefit-led listing copyTitle, bullets, description, SEO, tags
✓No unguaranteeable claims—
○Gift occasions namedWhen would someone buy this?
○Price band setFrom the listing draft
○Fulfilment mappedPOD Mapper

Master graphic

v1 · review ready · chat-image-generator

review

The design itself. Everything downstream is built on the KEPT version.

Methodology — T-shirt (Charcoal) Master graphic v1

QA: Upscaled from 1145x1374: canvas and margins corrected; no new image detail created.; Human spelling, source fidelity, contrast, stroke thickness and native-detail print QA still required.